and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He had one of those small greek statue penises
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I am available for nakedness
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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