Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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