For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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