So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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