Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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