We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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