Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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