Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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