i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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