at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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