If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
pray to the hookup gods
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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