Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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