New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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