My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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