he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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