forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Is it penis luge time yet?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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