i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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