Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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