Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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