oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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