my sisters under your porch take her home
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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