it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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