Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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