I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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