I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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