So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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