...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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