is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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