Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
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