Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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