How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Randomize
