ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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