Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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