Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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