I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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