idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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