why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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