I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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