Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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