Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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