my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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