no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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