is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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