O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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