We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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