So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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