If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me