Pappa wants mamma naked
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?