Well apparently he's into motor boating.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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