People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
