you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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