i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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