They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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