wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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