Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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