Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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