my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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