What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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